Jack White=God?

I'm too lazy to properly blog right now...so this post may be half list and half lazy. (and just explanations)

The title: I don't know how much I believe in God...but at the times that I do..I just believe that Jack White is the one who controls the people.

(that may be a little over exagerrated...but oh well!)

Ten Reasons Why Jack White Is Fuckin Incredible

1) The White Stripes (band #1)

2) The Raconteurs (band #2)

3) The Dead Weather (band #3)

4) All three are great fuckin bands

5) He collaborated with Alicia Keys (yes, the R&B artist) on an awesome James Bond theme song

6) he was in "It Might Get Loud"...havent seen it yet, but its supposed to be good

7) married to a model

8) he themes his bands with colours; the white stripes are red white and black; the dead weather are black white and yellow

9) owns a record company/recording studio: Third Man Studios

10) Decides to play in every fuckin Canadian province with Meg (his sister? ex wife? whatever...) and then makes a film out of it.

11) (just for fun) the film premiers at TIFF, and during a Q&A about it, he jumps on stage and impersonates Kanye...fuckin amazing!

Jack White Discography (just for funsies!)

With the Dead Weather: Horehound--Tracks to listen to: I Cut Like A Buffalo, So Far From Your Weapon, Treat Me Like Your Mother, New Pony, 3 Birds, Will There Be Enough Water?

With The Raconteurs: Broken Boy Soldiers---Steady As She Goes, Hands, Broken Boy Soldier, Yellow Sun, Call It A Day, Blue Veins

and

Consolers of the Lonely---Salute Your Solution, You Don't Understand Me, These Stones Will Shout, Carolina Drama

With The White Stripes: The White Stripes---Jimmy the Exploder, The Big Three Killed My Baby, St. James Infirmary Blues.

and

De Stijl---You're Pretty Good Looking(For A Girl), Hello Operator, Sister Do You know My Name?, Your Southern Can Is Mine

and

White Blood Cells---Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground, Hotel Yorba, Fell In Love With A Girl, We're Going To Be Friends.

and

Elephant---Seven Nation Army, I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself, I Want To Be The Boy To Warm Your Mother's Heart, Ball and Biscuit, The Hardest Button to Button, Hypnotize.

and

Get Behind Me Satan---Blue Orchid, My Doorbell, Little Ghost, The Denial Twist, I'm Lonely (But I Ain't That Lonely Yet).

and

Icky Thump---Icky Thump, You Don't Know What Love Is (You Just Do As You're Told), 300 M.P.H. Torrential Outpour Blues, Little Cream Soda, Rag and Bone.

*sorry this ran on so long...just expressing my love*

**the pic is all of jack white's bands